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jschwa:

Today is voting day for Meetups NY Tech President! Vote!

In case you missed the speeches Tuesday (given the attendance I know that you did) here is my summary of each taken completely out of context, mostly made up, and focused completely on the irrelevant.  I admire all the candiates for stepping forward. This is meant in good fun and in the hopes that it may peak your interest enough to become involved in this process. Watch the videos for real and hear what they have to say and then Vote here.   I voted for Nate Westheimer.

Richie Hecker

I didn’t show up, but watch this creepy video. In a nutshell I’m like Barack Obama and I want intimacy.

Owen Brunette

Ny is a blue dot, the Tech Meetup is a red dot, and here are some brown dots

Gregory Magarshak

How do I move to the next slide? There we go, hello everyone, I’m a pianist.

Sanford Dickert

I wrote the “I have a dream” speech in 7th grade

James Wallace

I’m a pilot and I organized an air show, so clearly…

Oz Sultan

I am running for president of the NY Web 2.0 Meetup…I mean NY Tech Meetup

Joshua Sherman

I’m the doorman, I look like the scientist guy from Lost, and we should be getting liquored up!

Chip Welsh

I don’t know if you know this, but you don’t actually need to RSVP on Meetup. I don’t, I’ve been scamming the system for years.

Nate Westheimer

I’m Innonate…come ON!

Joe DiPasquale

I’m a funded entrepreneur, and you are…..not

Who knew Jason was funny?